Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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