so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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