pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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