So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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