You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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