maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
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