I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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