You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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