dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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