I can't breathe out the right side of my face
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
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