who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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