It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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