I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
don't judge my taste in strippers
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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