And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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