You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
i out mim tonsoeep
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