The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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