If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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