Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
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