i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
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