Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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