me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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