i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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