Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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