Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
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