but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
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