just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
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