i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
It's blow job season.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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