Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
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