I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
this will be a night to untag.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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