you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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