Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Randomize
