As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
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