You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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