i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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