Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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