No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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