I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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