I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
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