gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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