Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
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