there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
Randomize
