Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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