YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
I'm always down for nudity.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
Randomize
