Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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