I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
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