"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
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