This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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