I bet he comes in French.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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