This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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