and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Operation Purity has been aborted
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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