is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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