I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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