Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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