I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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