if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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