"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I think I just shit out all my problems.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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