Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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